Monday, April 30, 2007
Wow, Basso's chances of ever riding again as a professional are about to blow up like a suicide bomber and now we have "New & Improved Puerto Plus!", nearly doubling the number of cyclists implicated in "Original Puerto".

All this hubbub is making Conti teams like top-ranked Barloworld, hopeful that they will get a Tour de France invitation.

Of course they have completely forgotten the fact they are not French and that results rarely have any bearing on ASO's final selection of wild card slots.

Check out a new edition of The Podium, this link from Tim and gaze upon the May 2007 Mistress Julie Calendar.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Bad news this week for this suspected doper ... and is it just me or is Johan Bruyneel more full of shit than a septic tank?

Doesn’t matter, looks like Basso won’t be riding the Tour or the Giro this year. Explain to me again how Lance was able to beat both Ullrich and Basso???

Speaking of dopers, other than an endless supply of Sino-pharmaceuticals, what's the ancient Chinese secret for placing 3 riders in the top 10 at the last World Cup?

PsychoCross Art thinks it might have something to do with their team issue panties.

Monday, April 23, 2007
Kurt Dog and K-han were in town last weekend so we hit up the Celtic Frost show on Saturday.

A great evening of pure, hard, Euro-metal, good friends and a few $9.00 Sierra Nevada’s.

Friday, April 20, 2007
Yeah, yeah, it's 4/20 ... get over it.

Tom Boonen may not have produced a win last Sunday in Roubaix, but looking at this photo from Shane, he sure produced some Belgian chocolate – in his pants.

While his legs and lungs were suffering “The Hell of the North”, Tom's poor sphincter was obviously experiencing a hell of a more southerly type. 

And in the end, both Boonen and his sphincter lost their battle that day.

While “googling” the term "RideTrash", I found this great snipit off some random message board ...

Guy#1 "Looks like I'll be slamming to some Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death, Circle of Dead Children, and some maybe some Grace Jones to top it all off. Look for me in the one-man mosh pit eating the souls of the undead virgins."

Guy#2 "I've got just the girl for you: http://www.ridetrash.com/mistressnikki.html. Although, Mistress Julie is more my speed: http://www.ridetrash.com/mistressjulie.html"

Guy#1 (Talking about RideTrash) ... "What an odd mixture of music and riding ... I think I like it though. Is she (Mistress Julie) clean?

Guy#2 "Nope. She's doped out the gills: botox, silicone, concealer, the list is endless!"

We love'm dirty

Tuesday, April 16, 2007
Paris-Roubaix in a nutshell ... O’Grady takes the honors, Hammond gets a respectable 7th, Boonen is a baby, Disco sucked dicko and global warming must be for real because it was the warmest raceday in 105 years.

While the Euros where enjoying their balmy, dry conditions, riders at the Sea Otter were looking more like they just rode a classic P-R.

As terrible as the recent event at Virginia Tech was, 33 people dead in a single act of violence happens almost every other day in Iraq - yet we don't even flinch at the news.

Forget criticizing school administrators about how they handled notifing students of the shooting ... that kid should have been deported the second he turned this paper in.

Thursday, April 12, 2007
Why do I have a feeling Roger Hammond is going to pull something off on Sunday? ... At least he'll win the post-race bar fight.

The Brit is a former Paris-Roubaix podium finisher and you know with Disco, CSC and Team Boonen busy marking each other, T-Mobile might just steal the show.

The women's team sure robbed the cradle signing 17 year-old Emilia Fahlin to their roster. Why does that retarded Winger song come to mind?

"... but she’s old enough for me"

Check out this line of clothing. And speaking of letting it all hang out, if you thought the Portal Trail in Moab was a little exposed, well ...

Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Crusty old Don Imus finally says something funny during his 30+ years of broadcasting and he’ll probably get fired for it.

While the phrase “nappy headed hoes” is arguably insensitive, it hardly compares to the truly racist comments made every day by political Neocons like former Education Secretary, Bill Bennett, who said that the crime rate would go down if you aborted all black babies, or the post-Katrina actions of the Bush administration.

Americans and the media need to focus on real issues like the Middle East, trade deficits and how the hell to shift the new SRAM road components.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007
With an image reminiscent of the toppling of Saddam Hussein’s statue in Baghdad or the parading of Mussolini’s body through the streets of Rome ... the era of "Der Kaiser" has ended.

Operation Puerto suspects across Europe must be scrambling like cockroaches as the pressure to produce DNA samples will undoubtedly increase.

If the UCI can't legally make them do it, the Giro and Tour organizers should add a DNA requirement into the terms of participation.

Fuck you Basso. Fuck you Tyler. You assholes are next.

Monday, April 2, 2007
Check out this great bit from The Daily Show about NYC’s attempt to ban the “N” word.

Brought to you by ifilm, because the white, greedy corporate bastards over at Viacom are suing the white, greedy corporate bastards at YouTube/Google over copyright infringement.

Where my money at (insert N-word)?

And click here if you need yourself an iced gold grill - you know what I'm sayin'?

Sunday, April 1, 2007
After serving our girl a few "dirty" martinis, check out the new April 2007 Mistress Julie Calendar we were able to score.

And, just when you thought Time shoes and T-Mobile jerseys were gay looking ... WTF.

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