Wednesday, April 30, 2008
“If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles.”

Check out Sar-Rah our 22 year old, mega-sweet, motorboaterific May 2008 RideTrash Calendar Girl ...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008
While some members of the cycling genera wasted a Sunday afternoon watching yet another doper (cough ... Di Luca, Vinokourov, Hamilton) steal Liege-Bastone-Liege , Texas Joe was just kicking it with a cold beer and a RideTrash sticker on his fixie ...

... and (I’m going to embellish this part) ploting the overthrow of a 3rd world nation while having unprotected anal sex with transgender midget crack whores and blasting hardcore Carnal Decay.

Shit, those old guys can really grind it out!

Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Yeah, the ad means I've officially sold-out and become a whore ... not unlike this fine young woman:

Now click on that flashing fucker to the right and make me some beer money.

Monday, April 21, 2008
Should we be concerned ...

... That if you’re attempting to offset the rapid price per gallon increase of gas by increasing the number of days a week you ride to work, you’re soon going to be needing an eighth day.

... That Big Brad actually recognized the girl in the Arenburg Forest link and sent me her website?

... That this Black Flag song from 1980 has come true in Los Angeles.

... That Rob in Queens probably saw these guys live back in the day.

... Or that I want this baby as my new cycling helmet.

Monday, April 14, 2008
Boonen solves his incontinence problem and takes Paris-Roubaix. Hincapie fucks it up again.

But forget Boonen, Maaskant, the burrito boy, was the real excitement ... just not enough steroids and EPO bulit up in his young body to be able to follow Boonen, Cancelera and Bellan.

Maybe Slipsteam should have had this girl positioned in the Arenburg forest to distract Boonen.

With a mini heat wave planting its hot, sweaty ass on Southern California, the canyoneering contingant decided to seek some relief in Little Santa Anita Canyon.

G-man and I were "together" working on less than 6 hours of sleep, Sorensen was like a junkie in rehab being separated from his I-Phone for 7 hours and an old Korean lady beat Vanilla 25 Cent up the steep approach hike.

No, Ned Beatty was not on the trip

Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Nice one Shells. Complete with "Swill Boyardee" logo and individually cut noodles in a red sauce.

Anyone hungry for dinner?

Vasdefern-O's

Tuesday, April 8, 2008
This just in: Mesh Half-Shirt Replaces "Wife-Beater" As Official Undergarment of Domestic Violence.

Beat me, beat me

And if you weren't aware that the otherwise beautiful Mistress Julie had recently undergone surgery for a deviated septum, you might have mistaken her as a victim of domestic violence.

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