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Friday, August 31, 2007
Rumor has it Johan Brunyeel may be taking over at Astana? Seems like a perfect fit since Brunyeel rode for Saiz and he's obviously much better than Biver at doping his guys without getting caught. But you say "no one from Postal/Disco was ever busted for doping" -- EXACTLY! Things aren't what they seem.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Now go get ContaDoper! Tuesday, August 28, 2007 Look for Toyota-United and Slipstream (in their god-awful baby blue and babyshit brown argyle kits) to be the only ones giving a fuck about winning this thing.
Is it just me or does that Missouri Republican governor, Matt Blutt, look like one of those conservative, gay-bashing, family values guys that cruises public restrooms in his spare time?
Monday, August 27, 2007 All I know is that Mistress Julie had her cross season opener last weekend, grabbed 2nd place and looked gooooood in her shorty-shorts doing it.
And speaking of cycling chicks, here’s a tech tip from Itali-Anna if your gears are sticking ... keep nasty-ass, honey-covered, hoochie mamas off your bike seat.
Word up Wednesday, August 22, 2007
And in the "sad but true" file ... For the third grand tour in a row, organizers have had to assign the top number to a rider other than the previous doped-up winner. Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Although Metal definitely rules supreme on the RideTrash I-pod, there are times when it’s cool to chill out with some “off-the-mainstream” electronica like Pzychobitch, Zombie Girl or Miss Kittin.
And before you completely fall of your chair, the A-Train has been know to roll to this. Thursday, August 16, 2007
Forget the latest breaking doping news in the world of Pro Cycling ... check out the A-Train's new hottie girlfriend! Tuesday, August 14, 2007 When your Art and your requirements for a mate include endless bike riding, loud metal music and anal sex with underage boys (no wait, that's Dave Evil) ... some compromises to physical appearance have to be made.
More details to come as soon as they are available. Monday, August 13, 2007
That’s not my bag baby As far as the news about Disco, Rob in Queens put it best ... “good fucking riddance." I'm thinking Johan just took the que from Lance and got out before it got too hot. And speaking of departing scum, you can add this a-hole to the list. Wednesday, August 8, 2007
And speaking of tainted riders, ContaDoper's little prepared statement with no follow up questions on Friday should be painfully nauseating. Monday, August 6, 2007 Just as Vuelta a Espana organizers were declaring they wanted a clean event and that defending champion Alexandre Vinokourov would not welcome ... they go and invite "Team 'R' stands for 'Rx'", a.k.a. Relax-GAM, to the final wildcard spot.
The Vuelta Kit Even though Oscar Sevilla, Francisco Mancebo and Angel Vicioso will be barred from racing, Santiago Perez, who just finished a two year suspension, and Jan Hruska, who may have ties to Puerto, will be at the start line. |
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