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Thursday, December 29, 2005
I'm not sure, but I think Vox said something about celebrating Kwanza this year. I didn't want to be no insensitive, honkey-ass, mutha-fucka, so I went out and bought him a gift ...
*Hate mail from our Afro-American readers can be sent here. Wednesday, December 21, 2005 You can check out more "Yule Log" action over here. And no, it’s not a link to ratemypoo.com because that would be disgusting. Leave it to our Canadian friends up north to forego the traditional, pine-needle-shedding, $200 fire-hazard to celebrate Christmas. This tree requires a bottle opener How does that saying go? Somehow I have a feeling I’m going to get stocking full of this stuff ...
On second thought, with energy prices soaring to record levels, being bad could turn out to be a good thing. Until next week ... have a safe holiday. Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Lucky for us, the “car show model” Mistress Julie agreed to pose for the new January 2006 RideTrash Calendar.
And I'll have you know that my girl doesn’t give it up too easily based on all the growling and hissing that was going on. Monday, December 19, 2005
"Swill, So I am at the U2 concert last night sporting the RideTrash shirt. Between sets, I go out to get a beer and use the can. As I coming out, this kid looks at my shirt and does a double take then he says "Hey, you are PsychoCross Art aren't you?" As my head begins to swell I say "yes I am." The next thing out of his mouth is "So, do you know Mistress Julie?" I told him the real Mistress Julie is a 300lb lesbian and the girl in the pictures is just some car show model that we bribed with a bottle of cheap tequila and the promise that she would get to meet David Hasselhoff. He was crushed. The dude is nearly, almost famous. Check out his pit crew, groupie and official paparazzi photographer at Cross Nationals ...
Say Hello to Wendy Thursday, December 15, 2005 It’s good to see people are getting into the spirit of Christmas this year.
Either they use bananas instead of Gatorade to celebrate a victory in China or this guy's been hitting the Sake bottle.
And, who removed Simeioni’s chamois and replaced it with genital removing 3M #60 grit emery cloth? What a fucking pussy. Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Go Vox, Go! Monday, December 12, 2005 PsychoCross Art grabbed 2nd in the 40-45 Masters race at CX Nationals out in Providence, Rhode Island last weekend. And he had the wherewithal to sport his RideTrash t-shirt on the podium.
Art and some dude named Dale Knapp Cold, mud and snow can’t slow this guy down.
Take that Drunkcyclist/Voodoo team – RideTrash is on the scene. Friday, December 9, 2005 Do you think this guy is smuggling one of these onto the practice field?
If so, he better fucking share. Wednesday, December 7, 2005
Damage Control, we've been hit! I'm rarely one to remember jokes but I heard this the other night and somehow it stuck ... A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer She looks across, but fetches another beer and The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all The man sighs and says, "It's started ..." One more Christmas card for you ...
Monday, December 5, 2005
Burrrrrr Lorita, a.k.a. Mrs. Swill, shows off her new RideTrash.com t-shirt. There are a few left so send me an e-mail if you would like to get one - $12 will cover the cost and shipping.
Gurrrrrr Looks like they finally made a condom big enough for Vox Proletariat. Maybe Anne Archam will fly his country ass up to the big city and get that smile back on her face.
Eurrrrrr Friday, December 2, 2005
Would someone please let the religious conservatives know that Christmas is now a secular holiday for most Americans, much like the 4th of July. If they insist it should be recognized strictly as a religious holiday, then we should all get ready to show up at work on December 25th since there is that little matter of “Separation of Church and State” in our country’s constitution. And people, power down about this religion-sensitive “Happy Holidays” shit. Maybe it’s just me, but all my Jewish friends celebrate "Christmas" in addition to Hanukkah - not to mention Kwanza was invented just a few years ago and has no more validity than a Hallmark holiday. Apparently, this is what some kids see when they’re put on Santa’s lap for a photo at the mall.
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