Friday, December 22, 2006
While Evil Dave is preoccupied with fidgeting with his diddler and the rest of you are stuck in the basement riding trainers because of inclement weather ...

I'll be getting in some sweet off-season miles at the Mulholland Massacre.

Until next year, I leave you with your Christmas present from RideTrash.com ... the new January 2007 Mistress Julie Calendar.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Krispy Kreme is receiving criticism from its customer base for the depiction of unrealistically slender models in their 2006 calendar.

In a compromise response to this outcry for increased obesity, photos of Jan Ullrich have been added to the otherwise "waify" selection.

Monday, December 18, 2006
PsychoCross Art headed out to Rhode Island last weekend to destroy the weak and inflict some pain at Cross Nationals.

Although he wasn’t able to repeat his podium finish from a year ago, he did manage to kick 134 asses and grab a nice 8th place in the process.

And despite her fondness for race-eve vodka martinis and red wine, Mistress Julie was still able to win the 2006 Utah Cyclocross Series Championship.

Congratulations to all!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006
I’m sorry to report that, after being subjected to massive amounts of stress at work, our man Nai has been reduced to a semi-coherent neurological state that includes a lot of drooling.

At the moment, his ability to respond to questions is limited to his favorite Indian food dish and "World of Warcraft".

We wish him a speedy recovery.

Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Where in the hell were educational aids like this when I was trying to learn my ABC’s?

Colder weather and short days always makes me want to eat more ...

Anyone hungry?

If religious holidays were food ...

Hanukah would be something like a protein bar - even, sustained gift giving over an 8-day period, although not as tasty as a Snickers.

Christmas, on the other hand, would be more like a 32oz Mountain Dew and a pack of M&Ms ... with a tremendous high followed immediately by an even greater let down.

And, Kwanza - it’s like leftover turkey ... never as good as the original meal, but some people just feel they have to eat it up.

Friday, December 8, 2006
While the thought of Mistress Julie receiving some “extra scrutiny” from a female airport security agent may sound hot, the real story's not so sexy.

Kind of like the 2007 Amgen Tour of California route which still lacks a hilltop finish.

Wednesday, December 6, 2006
It's amazing how public health officials can determine if diarrhea was caused by E. Coli or is just a normal symptom of eating at Taco Bell and living in New Jersey.

And speaking of "pissing out your ass", check out the latest edition of The Podium and see what SlyFox is up to these days.

Monday, December 4, 2006
It's hard to believe but December 2006 marks the one year anniversary of the Mistress Julie Calendar. You can all thank Tim in AZ for the original suggestion.

I wonder if this guy's site has a calendar ... Sly Fox needs something special for Christmas.

Anyone sick of egg nog yet?

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