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Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Before your optical nerves can properly transmit the above visual, resulting in violent, uncontrolled dry heaves - check out the March 2006 Mistress Julie Calendar. Monday, February 27, 2006 It’s one thing to see these guys in action at the Tour de France, but to see first hand just how fast euro pros could ride our local routes really put things into perspective.
Jens Voight & Eki on San Marcos Pass Thanks to Big Ben's organizational efforts, a group of seven of us from Cielo Velo headed up to San Luis Obispo for a 50-mile ride before catching the finish of Stage 4. Despite previous forecasts for rain, the weather was perfect all week with sunny skies and temperatures in the mid-70’s. Nearly 30,000 people crammed into downtown SLO and watched Haedo take the win.
After that, it was time for some beers, some dinner (which included dry rubbed pork and Babcock pinot noir – check please!), and for some of us, some more beers at McCarthy’s dive bar.
Levi in Santa Barbara For Stage 5, I headed back to Santa Barbara and hung out at the top of the final climb with 5k to go.
Landis, Horner and Hincapie The peleton blasted out the 105 mile course (including 5,888 feet of climbing and three Floyd Landis pee stops) in just under 4 hours and at an average speed of 27.1 mph. Vanilla 25 Cent shot this photo of Big Dumb George taking the win ...
On Stage 6, we rode up to the 1st KOM hilltop – a category 4 climb that we ride every Saturday in 12 minutes at full speed. It took the main group just 9 minutes at hard tempo to get to the top. I know, don’t quit my day job. Tuesday, February 21, 2006 You can thank Tim for those unsightly armpit and beaver images now burned into your retina. I prefer girls who are familiar with the wax ...
Monday, February 20, 2006
Why do Italian's get her and we get Oprah? Congratulations to Levi Leipheimer for winning the TOC Prologue and for being the first guy to wear the Captain Kirk jersey.
Friday, February 17, 2006
Of course, no visit to Solvang is complete without tasting the Aebleskiver, or sugar-dusted, Danish pancake balls – which are certainly not to be confused with Bear’s hairy, sweaty, beer-basted balls.
Syrup of Ipecac would cause less vomiting Check out what those moose ball sucking fucksticks over at OLN have set for their 2006 cycling lineup: March 5&12 - Paris-Nice at 5 p.m. ET Wednesday, February 15, 2006 Those euro guys are going to think they’re back in Belgium. I wonder if Amgen makes any drugs that keep you warm and dry?
Put away the sun tan lotion Monday, February 13, 2006 And before Skibby soils his chamois with chocolate gelato because I didn’t opt for the Campy, I just want to say that while Shimano lacks the styling of its Italian counterpart, the new Dura-Ace is so amazingly smooth and precise.
Warp 10 Mr. Scott! Check out what our girl Mistress Julie has to say about Valentine’s Day. And take a minute to enjoy the Valentine’s Day classic, “Suck My Big Black Ass Charlie Brown.” Tuesday, February 7, 2006 Funny, since the new Iranian president has said publicly that the Holocaust never took place.
My camel can draw better than you Infidels Of course, it's Iranian nuclear capability, not the stick-figure drawings of backward morons with sand up their ass, that we should get upset about. When a TV evangelist says “Open the window of heaven” and “I smell heaven’s bakery cooking something for you”, you better run for fresh air. Monday, February 6, 2006
John Madden has sure let himself go That explains the 30% increase in calls to the local plumber - and we’re not talking the spontaneous need to install high-end kohler faucets kind of call.
This stuff's got to go somewhere Well, the wheels finally came off Lance and Sheryl's tandem bike of love. I hear Armstrong wants to continue to date someone in the music industry but is looking to trade-up this time ...
Ride me bitch Dave Lettieri, local bike shop owner and long time friend of Armstrong, has been getting bombarded with questions about the breakup ...
Could be that Lance was just more interested in Dave than Sheryl. Friday, February 3, 2006
These troopers from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about Arab terrorists: After what took place this week here in Santa Barbara, I’d hate to be the next US Postal employee to accidentally step on a sheet of this stuff ...
Wednesday, February 1, 2006 Also, in case you missed it, make sure to see what Mistress Julie is not wearing on the February RideTrash Calendar. I hear this item is all the rage in Iran right now.
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