Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Most normal people would tend to avoid a place called Suicide Canyon, unless you enjoy exposure to poison oak, the distinct possibility of encountering armed Mexican drug cartel pot farmers and, of course, big drops -- including a first rappel the equivalent of a 19 story building.

In cycling related matters, Fuck Levi, fuck Astana, fuck the bad weather (at least for Southern California standards) and fuck the painfully boring last 2 stages of the TOC.

At least I was able to score a decent photo of Fabian at the ITT.

And check out happens when SuperBad inspires Mee-Shell to tamper with N8's high school ID:

"McLovin", just "McLovin"?

Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Not only do Michael Ball's Rolls Royce and the Rock Racing Escalade team cars impact the TOC with extreme tackiness, but as a "zero carbon footprint" event, race organizers have undoubtedly had to buy more rainforest acreage in Brazil this year to make up for that arrogant fucker's need for bling.

Speaking of shallow and superficial, here are the latest naked Lindsey Lohan photos.

Monday, February 18, 2008
Just when you thought that the previous post with the dolls was a tad bit sexual, Legal Council Jeff throws some more fuel on the fire ...

Even though today is a school holiday, here is a handy formula for determining the volume of a sphere. Please examine the following spheres:

The volume of any sphere can be determined by using the following formula:

If V is volume, r is the radius, pi equals 3.14 and the sphere’s radius is 3 inches, what is the volume?

When you’ve completed your work and washed your hands, see the solution below.

If your answer was, “Those are some big ol’ fake boobies”, you are correct!

Friday, February 15, 2008
Apparently, my 7 year old niece's Barbie, Ken and Little Mermaid had quite the hot Valentine's Day yesterday with a MFF threesome complete with candles and midgets.

UNSTAGED photo from Vanilla25Cent.

Monday, February 11, 2008
10 minutes ago, I had no idea what a "Booty Clap" was. I'm not sure I'm any better off now that I know what it is.

Those things are louder than my hands

And here are some interesting internet statistics presented with a nice visual aid ... a.k.a., KelleMarie.

Speaking of porn, with rider names like Suk Gong and Dong Xing, one might think the Tour de Langkawi was something put out by Vivid.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Rumor has it that Reverend A-train might be a little behind in his winter training program.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008
There's been quite a bit of discussion circulating about the latest Velo News cover, namely, Why are Vaughters and crew dressed gayer than Jay Manuel? And, is the main article about Slipstream or Summer’s Eve feminine douche?

Leave it up to Dave over at EvilCycling.com to add his 2-cents:

“Fresh and Clean? Are you serious? That's the title for some vagina spray, not the mantra of the newest ... eat-em-up badass cycling team on the block.”

In other news, now that the Canadian dollar is now "aboot" equal to the US greenback, those hosers to the North have gobbled up Canonndale.

A round of Moosehead to our new masters.

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