Thursday, January 31, 2008
Mistress Julie is back in all her glory this month. Check out the new February 2008 RideTrash Calendar.

Also, tell me someone slipped this past their editor as a joke.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008
As Anton Chigurh (Suger) would say: Go see it. I said, go see it. Just get off your ass and go see it.

Too bad these two "Tour hopeful" a-holes couldn't be paid a visit from our favorite psycho with the air tank and 2 liter Pepsi-sized silencer.

Friday, January 25, 2008
Vanilla25Cent slapped together a quick production of some video he shot last weekend ...

And, by the way, the guy in all black with white, Cliff Claven socks and the rappelling speed of an arthritic old lady is NOT me ... I'm the other guy in all black.

Thursday, January 24, 2008
Check this hot little clip out quick because it’s doubtful it will be on Youtube very long ... and yeah, yeah, yeah, it's probably NSFW.

It’s good to see Urkel has been getting work

Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Last weekend's visit to Supercloud Canyon with Vanilla25Cent, Rice Boy, C.T. and The G-Man was one for the books.

Six rappels off of 50 to 120 foot, ice covered waterfalls and an illegal campfire to warm hands at the lunch break made for some good times.

Swill raps the ice and prays for enough rope

Monday, January 21, 2008
Cipo's back. Not to win races, but rather with the main function of stroking Michael Ball’s enormous ego and working on his tan (when he's not busy getting "Punked" on Italian TV.)

In other news, Slipstream has hit the big leagues with an invite to the Giro d’Italia and, like Cipo, they too will be pedaling around in the peloton without any results.

Unless of course, Vaughters’ boys take what these guys are on ... then they might have a shot.

Thursday, January 17, 2008
A few things for your to-do list this week:

1. Join A-Train’s new religion.

2. Read BikeSnobNYC’s version of a Rock & Republic Michael Ball letter to Steve Hed.

3. Check out the biggest threat to women since Yardstick was single.

“Sharking”

4. And finally, never, ever show up to a Saturday ride looking like this.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008
If any guys out there are a bit unsure about the idea of rappelling off a 100ft cliff ... my 12 year old niece just showed you up.

Also, a birth announcement is in order -- Say hello to 'Attack': 59cm, 16 lbs., born 5pm, January, 11 2008. Lorita is doing just fine and is recovering well (mostly because she didn't have to pay for any of it.)

For those wishing to bestow gifts for the newborn, we are registered at Fastrack Bicycles.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Say hello to the American Tinkoff.

Just when you thought there wasn’t any more room in professional cycling for another arrogant douche bag, domestic pro racing gets teabagged by a Ball.

Anything for publicity

Monday, January 7, 2008
Cigars for all ... RideTrash is expecting!

Texas Joe said that me scaling down to one gear was as natural as him riding a triple. More details of the build and photos of the afterbirth to come.

One thing’s for sure, it won’t have this worthless piece of crap on it.

Unless you've had a recent cervical fusion, being able to turn your neck really should be considered a prerequisite for riding a bike.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008
After spending some time neck-high in Southern Utah “Swedish Ice Bath” spa treatments, Lorita and I avoided all family and hid-out Christmas Eve and Day in Las Vegas.

That place had more Chins than a Chinese phone book and was for some reason crawling with Asians.

Seems all the white trash were staying home and playing that god-awful Rockband game. Crap, if you can't get GoreFest on it, what’s the point?

Check out the January 2008 RideTrash Calendar and say hello to a new year and the lovely Stacy.

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