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Wednesday, June 27, 2007 Forget the excitement surrounding the various national championships taking place this weekend ... all of the real fun this next week is going to be seeing who's not allowed to start the Tour. The RideTrash offices will be closed until July 5th while we go get our canyoneering on out in Southern Utah.
In the meantime check out The Basement Brewer, the new edition of The Podium and, of course, the hot new July 2007 Mistress Julie Calendar.
Monday, June 25, 2007
The UCI will have to instate "minimum" levels for naturally occurring chemicals, including hormones and EPO, in order to help eliminate the use of "masking agents" ... like Tide. On a more positive note, get your RideTrash Beanie while they’re hot ... just $9.00 (includes shipping) and just in time for summer.
Email here to order one Friday, June 22, 2007
Maybe if you replace code word “desire” with “EPO” in his post race quote, it will shed some light on how it could happen. "I don't believe it. The last climb, I had a lot of desire to win like I was someone similar to Lance [Armstrong]," And WTF ... this has got to be the lamest, most worthless piece of cycling equipment ever produced. They'll need a self adhering version for Sly Fox's face since I think the last time he wore a helmet was 1990.
Check out my June 21st interview on BikeHusla.com. Tuesday, June 19, 2007 Now all they need is a pissed off midget with a knife to enforce the rules.
Was I not right last July about Serhiy Honchar being a doped-up sack of shit? Later skater. Monday, June 18, 2007 Gives you the feeling we may be in for a “Lance-Era” tour that's over after the first major climb.
This summer may also bring record high gas prices which have already created increased demand for more fuel efficient cars. Because these vehicles tend to be smaller in size, it's important not to forget to get one with the most critical of auto safety features ...
Dual air bags And finally, while Rob in Queens was quick to point out that McDonald's coffee just beat Starbucks in a Consumer Reports taste test, given the choice, I’d rather take my coffee from a cute, corporate devil barista over a drooling, Down syndrome kid any day.
Coffee, tea or STD? Wednesday, June 13, 2007
And while pro cycling’s Batman and Robin (Vino and Kashechkin) took one-two in today’s Dauphine time trial, their fancy ass aero equipment aint’ got nothin’ on Sov’s Ragbrai prologue helmet.
Dave Evil says it’s specifically designed to get Sov the first yellow jersey in the violent, 4.2km stage, which includes a beer stop, 4 feet of vertical climb and a spitwad assault by some Vietnamese exchange students.
He may need some help with his bike Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Special thanks to Texas Joe for putting together the kick ass RideTrash patches. Not only do they look cool on the old messenger bag, they also double as beer coasters.
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
I’m sure he would have filled the swear jar up when it happened. And here is today’s joke: What do you get when the ASO decides to remove all mention of Riis’ from its official TDF publications? Answer: three more admitted/convicted dopers who finished behind him at the 1996 Tour: 2. Jan Ullrich (Ger) Telekom Monday, June 4, 2007 How does a guy who traditionally wins moderately hilly stages now match pure climbers on stuff like Zoncolan and Tre Cime Di Lavaredo?
How about putting some urine in that glass Was Di Luca juiced to the gills or, with the era wild, unmitigated doping somewhat over, is the field just more evenly on "Dope-Lite"? You decide. I say we launch convicted riders into a prison cell with this guy. On a sad note, Big Jonny plans on dumping the signature yellow page and porn links to transform DrunkCyclist into looking more like every other jackass blogger page out there.
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