Monday, March 26, 2007
If Team Slipstream puts themselves at a competitive disadvantage by not doping, these guys are really screwed ...

And speaking of "bumping uglies" ... the Vietnamese place we ate at last night was actually called "Saigon In & Out".

That's going to look good on the credit card statement since it sounds more along the lines of a "me love you long time" joint than a restaurant.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Just like all those middle-american dumb asses who want to go out and buy everything Lance eats, wears or rides ...

Some denialist in Belgium is going to actually want the new MF1 signature bike from the "Liar" of Flanders, Johan Museeuw.

Of course, Rob in Queens wants to know if it comes with an EPO holder.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Knee and back pain won’t be the only discomforts Bettini and Boonen will have to deal with this weekend.

Daniele Bennati is going to be a major “pain in the butt” for both riders as he will likely win the coveted Milano-Sanremo.

What about the other favorites you say? Zabel and Freire are too old, Hushovd and McEwen are not Italian and Pettachi is so 2005.

Oh look, one more gruppo on the market to learn how to shift.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007
How ironic that LiveStrong bands produced to support the fight against cancer cause people in China to die of cancer because of the highly toxic materials used to make them.

Next time you feel like "doing good”, donate some cash and save that landfill space for a crappy plastic thing from Walmart.

Monday, March 12, 2007
While David Millar was looking like a urine sample at Paris-Nice, Jimmy Casper was submitting one while on the podium at the Belgian Driedaagse van West-Vlaanderen.

I made Pee Pee In My Pants

In “cultural” news, Mastodon, will be performing the opening song for the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie due out in theaters this April ... assuming the bomb squad doesn’t preemptively detonate your local neighborhood Cineplex.

ATHF - Aqua Teen Headbanger Force

Thursday, March 8, 2007
Looks like Mistress Julie may have some competition as a cycling event mascot. Or maybe not.

Well Paris-Nice has risen like a phoenix from the ashes after our favorite drunken Irishman and snotty Frenchman came to a temporary truce on Monday.

But still unresolved is the fate of Unibet.com.

So here’s something that doesn’t make sense ...

If ASO is having a problem with Unibet.com because they say French law prohibits the advertisement of gambling, then how has Predictor/Lotto been allowed to race in France all these years?

What's next? Predictor/"?"

Sounds like a poor excuse to clear a wildcard spot for the Agritubel - I guess somebody has to go out on those meaningless breakaways.

Monday, March 5, 2007
Make no mistake, dopers suck dirty, fly-covered donkey balls ... but when the UCI effectively ends Jorg Jaksche’s career by ignoring his offer to submit a DNA sample, that’s bullshit.

Go Medieval on the Operation Puerto suspects who continue to dodge the DNA issue (cough ... Basso), not the ones who want to eagerly cooperate to clear their name.

Check out what Mistress Julie has to say about nipples and Stripperoke.

Turkey's WAY over done!

Thursday, March 1, 2007
A new edition of The Podium is up and check out the March 2007 Mistress Julie Calendar.

Seems our dirty girl and Team SL,UT (as in Salt Lake, Utah) did their fair share of damage out at the 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo.

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