Friday, May 30, 2008
Good times were had last weekend at the Jeff & Mistress Julie birthday BBQ.

Highlights included drunk square dancing, 125 proof bourbon and a slice of "fucking" cake complete with a real, fake pussy courtesy of Shells.

June 2008 RideTrash Calendar

And speaking of pussy, there will be no Giro discussion on this site as long as that little bitch Contadoper is in pink ... 'cause it makes me sick.

Thursday, May 22, 2008
Giving literal meaning to the phrase "Hershey Highway", this is the only way the southernmost orifice is getting anywhere near my mouth ...

Edible Anus

Monday, May 19, 2008
Sorry for the lack of content lately. An uninspiring Giro and pure insanity at work makes for a healthy dose of blogging apathy.

And speaking of work, you best be riding your ass to it this week be-yotch.

Friday, May 9, 2008
While some of you may only marvel at the sheer craftsmanship of this confection, the cool kids will know what it was modeled after.

First the eyes, now let's damage your ears

Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Forget dating some scumbag, all a horny girl needs is a cat like this, a jar of peanut butter and this well-equipped pooch ...

In cycling this week, we have a case of Italian anti-doping bipolarism with total bullshit and that's the shit.

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