Wednesday, November 28, 2007
There’s going to be a little different spin on the RideTrash Calendar from now on.

Yes, our lovely Mistress Julie will be making special appearances here and there, but the new theme will be on (preferrably topless) photos submitted with RideTrash somewhere in the shot (written on body, paper sign, etc.).

The monthly winner gets a free RT Beanie, RT T-shirt or $20 in beer money.

Thanks Sam!

Gentleman, start liquoring up your lady and grab that camera.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Say goodbye to pink. T-Mobile pulls sponsorship and Predictor-Lotto will now be Silence-Lotto, resulting in a much needed dose of visual masculinity to the peloton of 190 boy-sized men wearing lycra.

Speaking of being more "manly", now you don't have to sit down like a girl to perform "number 2".

Monday, November 26, 2007
While SRAM was in Europe selling their soul to the Devil, ... Kurt Dog and Swill hit the road to Kanab, Utah over the Thanksgiving holiday with the plan to eat absurd amounts of home-cooked food and canyoneer Birch Hollow and Yankee Doodle.

600 total feet of rappelling

We are very sorry to report that we made it back in one piece and RideTrash will continue to operate.

Monday, November 19, 2007
Need some holiday gift ideas or just want to avoid looking overly metrosexual? Go here and buy a RideTrash t-shirt or email me if you want an uber cool RideTrash beanie -- $10 includes shipping.

Speaking of the holidays ... It may not technically be the correct time of the year for this clip (assuming there is a correct time) but why wait several months for a good laugh.

And then there is always "Lethal Atmosphere" for the Trekkies out there.

Friday, November 16, 2007
News Flash!!! Assuming I understand the gist of this Dutch article, it looks like Chris Horner is the latest shitbag to join mega-doper clusterfuck, Team Astana.

It's enough to make you want to puke.

Speaking of chunky oral fluids, if you catch yourself eating too much this Thanksgiving and want to "Nicole Riche" that last serving of mash potatoes and yams, why not have a Syrup of Ipecac drinking contest? ...

And make sure to check out the new I-Trash feature on the left-side panel for your weekly dose of ear bleeding.

Monday, November 12, 2007
Reminiscent of a “Fillinger-Goode” wedding announcement or a kid with a name combination the parents didn’t quite think through all the way, MotorBoating Magazine has decided to use this girl as a cover model.

More-or-less SFW

You know, there is a point when the headlights can be too big for the car.

Friday, November 9, 2007
After a week full of headlines such as: "The Chicken sorta lied", "DiLuca: Will work for food", and the laughable, "Kashechkin "human rights" case goes to court" ... pro cycling has never looked more like the aftermath of inefficient digestion or a Goth chick.

With that said, while there are still big names obviously getting away with egregious doping, you have to feel a bad for Nathan O’Neil.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007
On a scale of 1-10, this clip is a 10 (just not for the reason you're thinking)and is completely safe for work, assuming your place of employment is a porn shop or construction site.

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There are only two things that will get a girl to do something like that -- a shit load of crack or cash.

Of course, if you're short on the Benjamins, you might get away with showing her one of these and promising to pay her later.

Friday, November 2, 2007
This guy is definitely urinating his way to a punch in the face from the next guy who has to take a dump.

He either has really bad aim, a urethra fluke causing an off-center stream or, sadly, a vagina.

Speaking of lower extremity body parts of the fairer sex, there have been a lot of birthdays going on lately, so remember, if your friends go to the trouble of making you a kickass birthday cake ... you better know how to eat it properly.

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