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Friday, September 28, 2007
Oh, it's Friday. And rest assured, while you are enjoying Mistress Julie's legs on the new October 2007 calendar, a few of us will be drowning the work week in a glass of Oatmeal Stout down at the Telegraph Brewery.

Thursday, September 27, 2007
Fabian Cancellara stormed the Worlds time trial course today (maybe a little too well), winning the event and leaving floundering American favorite Dave Zabriskie to ask "What game play?"

Meanwhile, in another race against the clock, Benoit Berges is seen here making a mental note to remind Denis Robin to lay off the pungent cheese and to maybe wipe better as the pair finished the Duo Normand two-man time trial in France.

Monday, September 24, 2007
PETA sent an email out today announcing Levi Leipheimer’s new spay/neuter ad staring his rescued dog, Bandit.

Not surprising he has a dog ... It’s just about mandatory that pro cyclists have one these days so when authorities find illegal substances in their house, they can claim the stuff is for veterinary use.

Check out A-Train’s recap of Blackhole Canyon over at artoconnor.com.

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Thursday, September 21, 2007
Not much to say much about the whole Landis verdict except I don’t know what makes me more mental, Floyd a confirmed doper or that Pereiro is now the 2006 Tour de France champion.

And big shocker here.

On a brighter note, the trip to Moab kicked ass but kicked my ass in the process. I'm so tired.

Read A-Train’s recap over at artoconnor.com and check out some of his photos here.

Going 100 meters never took so much effort

Speaking of the A-Train ... Here’s a mathematical equation that’s even easier than converting 1/8 into a decimal (inside joke):

This plus this equals this. How cute.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007
One more thing before I go ... Rather than spending the next 60 seconds extracting dried mucus from your nasal cavity, do something constructive and check this guy out.

Save a tree, help the environment and screw earth-raping Republicans all at once by sending online cards with a greater good.

Pass the word.

Global Warming? What Global Warming?

Tuesday, September 11, 2007
While A-Train can’t stand trendy, capri-wearing, fixie riders with floor buffer handle bars, I hope he knows you’re just not cool unless you’re steering your one speeder with these ...

Especially if you're wearing handcuffs

I’m off to Moab for a week of self-inflicted abuse (a.k.a. canyoneering) with Butthead, A-Train and a special appearance by Mistress Julie.

Until then ...

Monday, September 10, 2007
Thanks to "wide-stance" Larry Craig, the same suspicious, edginess everyone felt toward fellow passengers on their first post 9/11 flight, has now extended to the guy in the next stall while using a public restroom.

Meanwhile at the Vuelta, Asthma boy got the stage and some Tranny action on Sunday, Menchov might win outright this year and (yawn) I can still can’t give a rat’s ass.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007
If this Air Force B-52 were to have crashed and the nuclear weapons aboard detonated, would that be considered scoring on your own net?

Tuesday, September 4, 2007
In case you actually give a flying fuck, the Vuelta is being covered live on cycling.tv.

You can catch all the doping action free in low res or shell out $29.00 for the high res images.

But who needs that when you can spend your weekend watching "Porn Hair” Eric, Patron and TriBoy solo crash, riding with chicks on a group ride and going to an uber-fucking-awesome BBQ at Jeff’s place?

Itali-Anna likes Tequila

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