Sprinting ahead of the pack ...

1. ASO (Paris-Nice - I wouldn’t “Unibet” On It)
Tour de France organizers, ASO, have once again decided to stick it to the UCI, excluding Division I newcomer, Unibet from the upcoming Paris-Nice invite list.

Strangely, ASO did issue a wild card slot to Astana.

Vino's Dope Bag???

Let’s review ... former Liberty Seguros team, managed by Manolo Saiz who was caught red-handed with thousands of dollars of illegal doping products and the center of Operation Puerto, now heavily sponsored by a former Soviet republic “expecting” results and a roster full of riders excluded from last year’s Tour. Hummm.

2. Predictor/Lotto (Team Pregnancy Test?)
Not since T-Mobile decided on all pink for their jersey has there been such an emasculating kit in professional cycling.

A Morning-After pill sponsor, maybe, but not a pregnancy test. Although, looking at their roster, they are a bunch of pussies.

3.San Diego Chargers (Nice Going Shitheads)
Marty Schottenheimer’s bunch all but assured the New England Patriots a Super Bowl victory this year. Who else is going to knock off those irritating assholes?

Tom Brady looks like he rides the short bus and what the fuck is up with Belichick’s homeless guy sweatshirt?

One thing is for sure, if the Bears get in to the big game, we’ll definitely see the mirror image score of the 1986 Super Bowl.

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