Sprinting ahead of the pack ...

1. Walmart (Our Nation's Moral Compass)
So let me get this straight. On any given day I can go to my local, god-fearing, labor-law-violating, health-care-denying Walmart Superstore and buy a gun and a box of bullets, a pack of carcinogenic cigarettes, liver rotting liquor, a movie full of swearing, killing and fucking in it and a video game that allows me to steal cars and blow the heads off innocent bystanders -- but I can't pick up a CD with some lyrics that have been deemed “explicit” or an Al Franken book?

Of course, many of the “objectionable” materials they won’t sell in their stores can be found on their website because they will always find a way to take the almighty dollar.

2. Charles Darwin (Apparently He Was Wrong)
Part of Darwin’s evolutionary theory concluded that Homosapien species do not select the least intelligent and most hapless of the group to be their leader. They do not passively tolerate that leader ruining their standard of living and environment and they do not mindlessly follow him off to war just because he spins fabricated yarns about bananas of mass destruction. Recent developments have put this theory into serious doubt.

Curious George

3.Jesus (Blame Him For Your January Credit Card Bill)
Who knew that wholesome Shepard guy would end up being such a fucking player.

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