1. Terri Schiavo's Parents (Religious Pawns)
Despite a coroner confirming that Terri Schiavo suffered from irreversible brain damage and would have never regained consciousness, her parents still insist resuscitation was possible. Are you kidding? Her parents, the religious-right and Governor Jeb Bush are the ones suffering from severe brain atrophy.

At least Michael Schiavo got his last “fuck you” in by engraving Terri’s grave marker with "Departed this Earth, February 25, 1990” and "I kept my promise."

2. Walmart (Say it with a twang)
They project this “we’re-all-about-American-values” bullshit, yet, at the same time, 98% of the products they sell are made in China (what happened to all the "Made in the USA" crap you fucking Ford driving rednecks?), they drive local business out of business, they pay most of their employees minimum wage and offer no medial benefits (of course, most of them are retarded and don't deserve $6.25 an hour), they are repeatedly sited for violating labor laws, they censor music and books that corporate feels are inappropriate, they close stores that have unionized, etc, etc. – in essence, they screw the same socioeconomic class that shops there.

Is it worth saving a few dollars???

3. Jan Ulrich (T-Mobile)
Fat boy lost 1:42 on the only real mountain stage of a sprinter-stage-filled Tour de Swisse. He's going to get his ass handed to him in France -- Again.

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