Sprinting ahead of the pack ...

1. Oprah (Insensitive elitist)
One more for the “Fuck Oprah” file:

Because there just isn’t enough room in the big mansion for all her stuff, the queen of self-centered verbal diarrhea has been forced to maintain a storage unit here in town.

In an effort to discourage theft, boxes put in the unit are labeled with the word “Terados”, which is Spanish for “Damaged” – Gee, that’s not implying anything racial is it.

My retina is “Terados”

Here's the kicker ... her mostly Hispanic staff in charge of handling the stored items are required to wear a shirt and/or hat with “Tera II” on it (no, they're not promoting some new Tera Patrick video).

Now, if you say “Tera II” out loud in espanol, you get “Tera-dos” and when referring to a person, it means “retarded” or “handicapped”.

Nothing says you give a shit about your employees feelings like making them wear a shirt like that.

2. Penal Enlargement (Not penile enlargement)
Prisons and jails added more than 1,000 inmates each week during the past year, putting almost 2.2 million people behind bars.

Simply put, that means one in every 136 U.S. residents dares not drop the soap while showering.

3.The Da Vinci Code (Who fucking cares?)
Recognizing that God-fearing souls are second only to Star Wars geeks in fervor and devotion, Hollywood is continuing to produce controversial movies about religion and taking their new money-making formula all the way to the bank.

I'll wait for the DVD - if at all

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