1. Anyone Who Watches American Idol (Fox)
Who gives a crap if some punk slept with Paula Abdul? Do you honestly believe that the rumor wasn't “planted” by the producers in order to keep the idiots who watch the show tuned in? Everything in the media is just spin and Americans are cattle.

2. Paulo Salvodelli (Discovery Channel)
He only won the Giro a few years back because all the other race favorites were thrown out by the time they got to Milan. In the 2005 edition, Discovery Channel's “team leader” lost a whopping 39 seconds on an undulating Stage 4 and is now basically out of GC contention. Why not Danielson?

3. The Media (National News)
Over dramatizing this week's 15 minute evacuations in Washington DC -- even to the point of "speeding up" video of workers leaving their buildings in order to create a greater sense of panic. In reality, most of the people were just sauntering out like they were on their lunch break.

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