1. MTV Music Awards (MTV)
These assholes refused to allow Nine Inch Nails to perform a song with anti-war overtones and project an image of our fearless-monkey-leader, Bush. Once again MTV proves that they are nothing more than a big corporate tool that lobotomizes the pampered American youth -- the same kids that should be concerned that they might get drafted.

This will result the biggest boost to record sales NIN could possible ask for as Trent Reznor pathetically tries to apply the defibrillator (the heart attack machine, stupid)to his has-been career.

2. Melon City Crit Officials (USA Cycling)
Another example of religious fuckos messing with the rest of us -- pulling "The Professor" off the start line because he was wearing a black jersey with the word "Evil" on it. This was a Cat 4 race and nowhere in the USCF rulebook does it specifically prohibit this sort of clothing. I bet they would have let him ride if he had a white kit that said "Good".

3. (Tie)Alessandro Petacchi (Fasso Bortolo)
Confirmed this week that he will not ride this year's Tour de France -- effectively giving Erik Zabel a chance to win a stage.

Andreas Klöden (T-Mobile)
"I will be there for Jan all the way" -- yeah, right. You're really gonna wait for Fat Boy on the first climb?

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