Sprinting ahead of the pack ... 1. Chatenay-Malabry (Stinks Like Camembert Poop)
Hell if I know. But the more information that comes out about this Chatenay-Malabry Lab in France, the more I think not. Don’t get me wrong. When it comes to doping, I distrust all professional cyclists. But my current I/G (innocence to guilt) ratio in the Landis case is about 3 to 2. Not only have there been an apparent plethora of testing irregularities, but that place seems to have all the integrity of a Bush administration official.
Here's a urine sample for ya' How is it that the newest B sample results were once again in the hands of L'Equipe before Landis was notified? Why is it that the Landis representatives were not allowed to oversee all of the new testing done on the B sample, while our friends at the USADA were? And then there is the physiological impossibility that Landis would test negative for all of the days he was in yellow but have a monstrous 11 to 1 ratio on stage 17. You can't get your T/E ratio down that quickly, it takes weeks – ask any doctor. 2. Cheney’s Blood Clot (Dick)
One thing's for sure, the clot in his leg isn’t the only arterial obstruction. Doctors just haven’t discovered the one cutting off circulation to the area of the brain that controls competency and compassion.
3.The War President
(Support'n Our Troops) If you veto it, then you're the one responsible for withholding necessary equipment and services from the military and their families.
"Sorry, fella -- gotta take this arm back. Them budget cuts are a bitch." "Which one's the real leg? Heh heh heh -- just fuckin' with ya, man! I can tell the diff'rence." "Whoa! Sorry son! Didn't mean to stick ya. Y'musta thought I was some Al-kay-da guy there fer a minute. Heh heh." "Just think, honey -- when yer baby grows up, she can fight in Iraq, too! "And I promise we won't leave Iraq 'till the rest of y'all lose a leg or an arm for freedom. That's a promise." Photos and captions thanks to Red State Son. |
