1. Tom Delay (House Majority Leader)
The new J. Edgar? Can't wait for the pictures of him in drag to get out.

2. Tom Boonen (Quickstep Davitamon)
I guess his blood was "too hot" for Liege-Bastone-Liege. Someday they will bust this guy for doping.

3. The Conclave of Cardinals (Vatacan)
Picking a Pope that won't see the end of the decade.