Sprinting ahead of the pack ...

1. World Theocracies (Crazy lunatics)
Pop Quiz: Which of these countries is moving rapidly toward being an aggressive and dangerous Theocracy?

a.) Iran
b.) USA
c.) All of the above

Thanks to Bush and his right-wing religious ideology, the answer is c.) All of the above.

And just to complicate matters, Iran announced yesterday it has joined the nuclear power club ...

... and I don’t mean they assembled their own microwave oven.

2. Oil Companies (Record profits continue)
It was at least understandable when gas prices spiked over $3 a gallon after the hurricane Katrina disaster, but what’s their excuse now? Could it be Bush’s impending impeachment and that time is running out for the “Corporates”?

All this is hard to swallow when oil companies are posting record profits and Exxon-Mobil just overtook Walmart for the number one slot on the S&P 500.

Flip those fuckers the bird and ride, don’t drive!

3.Ted Ford (Probably kicks puppies too!)
Last week some fucker in a Mercedes with the license plate "CafeRio" ran a Utah cyclist off the road just for shit and giggles. Because of his personalized plate, the driver was identified as Ted Ford.

Please stick a frame pump up my ass

I suggest everyone call (801-604-1210) or e-mail (ted@licenseplatefun.com) this fuckstick and remind him he's an asshole.

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