Sprinting ahead of the pack ...

1. Ann Coulter (Annie the Tranny)
The Fox News, neo-con crack whore and post-op transsexual, whose right-wing diatribes are so full of bullshit that only the most clinically insane, right-wing religious, minority-hater could possibly agree with the venomous, verbal diarrhea that comes out of her mouth.

Nothing gets a rich, 50-something, white male, corporate executive hotter than watching this gawky, anorexic, Republican spank bank queen spew Nazi rhetoric in a short black skirt.

2. Hurricane Riders (Hope You Can Swim)
While thousands of people with at least a 50 IQ and above wisely evacuate the Florida Keys and low-lying areas of Texas and Louisiana, some retards –- and there is no lack of them in the South -- refuse to get out of the way of the soon-to-be Category 4 Hurricane Rita with sustained winds of at least 131 mph.

3. Tourists (48DD Is Not A Seat On The Plane)
Here is a nice photo of the CN Tower in Toronto, Canada.

Too bad the chick with the enormous norks had to walk into the shot and ruin it.

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