Sprinting ahead of the pack ...

1. Larry Mattlage (Bush's Texas Neighbor)
Manure fumes, 100-degree heat and the sight of whinny liberals protesting the corporate-driven quagmire in Iraq were apparently too much for this good old boy who fired a shotgun into the air near the demonstrators outside Bush's ranch in Crawford Texas.

Sheriff's deputies and Secret Service agents rushed to the home of Mr. Mattlage, but didn’t arrest him because he's a Republican.

He told them "I ain't threatening nobody, and I ain't pointing a gun at nobody, this is Texas”, and claims he fired his gun in preparation for dove-hunting season.

It seems that the only type of “dove” Larry is hunting, is the anti-war protester kind.

2. Mia (AKA, Mimi, EvilPixie)
Ever just don't get along with someone?

3. Lance Armstrong (That Guy In Yellow)
In light of the continued presidential snubbing of the protesting mothers who have lost children in Iraq, Armstrong shows poor timing by agreeing to go on a mountain bike ride with “crash and burn” George at Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas this coming weekend.

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