Next time that dirty Hippie you get your weed from is nowhere to be found, don’t panic, just remember there’s always 4:40 -- or 40oz time, to be more specific.

Of course you can settle for the standard $1.99 King Cobra or Old English, but if you have an extra 3.00 bucks, go for the Double Bastard Ale www.stonebrew.com. With its 10% alcohol content, this stuff packs punch that is nearly twice the standard 40oz’er. Who cares if it tastes good -- you won't care after a few horks off this bottle.