IRD - B2 Carbon Road Bar
IRD is normally associated with mountain bike stuff, but since the per capita income of people who shave their legs is generally higher than the dirt crowd, the guys at Interloc Racing Design have ventured into the Roadie realm. The result is some nice carbon components like the B2 Carbon Drop Bar.

They look badass and will set you back about 75 six-packs of Pabst Blue Ribbon (or $298.99). After you finish soiling yourself over the price and thinking about how many old ladies you’re going to have to mug to get the cash, just remember they are less expensive than similar European bars and it’s a small price to pay for incredible comfort, especially on climbs.

For you Geeks, the B2 weighs 220g, has a 31.8mm center and is available in 42cm and 44cm widths. And, if you plan on putting them on yourself, keep in mind that the bars have more surface area, so be careful applying the bar tape or you’ll run short and have to start over.

So save your pennies and shop it on e-bay.

Kona - Stinky DeeLux
With more suspension than a Chevy Impala in East LA, this little number is great if you, say, want to jump of the roof off your house.

Whether you're insane or Canadian, the 2005 Stinky DeeLux is a beautiful little dirty and will not disappoint.

While Freeriding is not my personal choice, I have deep admiration for any lunatic who purposely drops off an edge that people normally go off by accident in route to their death.

For more information, check out konaworld.com.